I murdered the Headmaster because he ordered me to do so.

Contrary to popular belief, I do not enjoy sacrificing defenseless mentors, thank you.

As an aside, there is to be no comparison whatsoever between myself and any character from a certain Charles Dickens novel. Voice your stunning contentions someplace else.

A note to all City residents about the coming month,

Yes, I am understanding of the fact that coming up is a holiday of festive cheer. Regardless, let it hitherto be known that there is to be no display of lights, wreaths, holly, or a tree anywhere near my living quarters. I don't care what you do on your own schedule, so long as it doesn't ( Read more... )